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CryptoChimp Swagmaster

$20.00
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Step aside fashion plebs, the CryptoChimp Swagmaster is here to broadcast your bullish vibes straight to the moon and back. Think of it as the ultimate crossover episode between ape-power and swag overload.

Key Features:

  • Meme‑genic design: Pixels so sharp even your Bitcoin profits look blurry.

  • Swag‑level: LEGENDARY: Wears it so fashionably it nearly trends in crypto Twitter.

  • Conversation starter: Perfect for when you want to explain “HODL” to your grandma - or flex to fellow hodlers at the next meetup.

  • Guaranteed chuckles: Make both crypto-geeks and normies smirk harder than a daily candle chart.

Why you need it:

  • Doubles as proof that you actually checked your NFT wallet today.

  • Makes boring Zoom backgrounds and boring Zoom calls feel like a party.

  • It’s basically wearable confirmation that you’re in the cool club.


Don’t just follow the market-own the meme. The CryptoChimp Swagmaster: because ordinary swag can’t handle this banana-powered swagger.

Select Color: Military Green

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  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

CryptoChimp Swagmaster Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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